DRY CLEANER: May I help you? JERRY: Yeah. I picked up this shirt here yesterday. It’s completely shrunk. There’s absolutely no way I can wear it. DRY CLEANER: When did you bring it in? JERRY: What’s the difference? Look at it! Do you see the size of this shirt?! DRY CLEANER: You got a receipt? JERRY: I can’t find the receipt. DRY CLEANER: You should get the receipt. JERRY: Look, forget about the receipt, all right? Even if I had the receipt- look at it! It’s a hand puppet. What am I gonna do with this?! DRY CLEANER: Yes, but how do I know we did the shirt? JERRY: What do you think this is a little scam I have? I take this tiny shirt all over the city conning dry cleaners out of money?! In fact, forget the money. I don’t even want the money. I just once, I would like to hear a dry cleaner admit that something was their fault. That’s what I want. I want an admission of guilt. DRY CLEANER: Maybe you asked for it to be washed? JERRY: No.. dry-cleaned. DRY CLEANER: Let me explain to you something. Okay? With certain types of fabrics, different chemicals can react, causing.. JERRY: (Interrupting) You shrunk it! You know you shrunk it! Just tell me that you shrunk it! DRY CLEANER: I shrunk it.