Opening band for Katy Perry at the ACC! Not bad seats… #katyperry #prism #toronto #ACC

CHILDHOOD AWESOMENESS!!!

funnywildlife:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?


idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

Crackers

funnywildlife:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

Crackers

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Ahhhh #summer

The boyfriend fell asleep while I was painting my toe nails, so this happened. #sucker

This happened today to my favourite pair of jeans. The struggle is real. #fatlegs

dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: How much are you down altogether?
JERRY: I don’t know.. fifteen hundred dollars.
KRAMER: Wow.
JERRY: You don’t have to say “Wow.” I know it’s “Wow.”

(via The Stock Tip)

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dailyseinfeld:

DRY CLEANER: May I help you?
JERRY: Yeah. I picked up this shirt here yesterday. It’s completely shrunk. There’s absolutely no way I can wear it.
DRY CLEANER: When did you bring it in?
JERRY: What’s the difference? Look at it! Do you see the size of this shirt?!
DRY CLEANER: You got a receipt?
JERRY: I can’t find the receipt.
DRY CLEANER: You should get the receipt.
JERRY: Look, forget about the receipt, all right? Even if I had the receipt- look at it! It’s a hand puppet. What am I gonna do with this?!
DRY CLEANER: Yes, but how do I know we did the shirt?
JERRY: What do you think this is a little scam I have? I take this tiny shirt all over the city conning dry cleaners out of money?! In fact, forget the money. I don’t even want the money. I just once, I would like to hear a dry cleaner admit that something was their fault. That’s what I want. I want an admission of guilt.
DRY CLEANER: Maybe you asked for it to be washed?
JERRY: No.. dry-cleaned.
DRY CLEANER: Let me explain to you something. Okay? With certain types of fabrics, different chemicals can react, causing..
JERRY: (Interrupting) You shrunk it! You know you shrunk it! Just tell me that you shrunk it!
DRY CLEANER: I shrunk it.

(via The Stock Tip)

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unclefather:

look at his little Lego butt cheeks

I can’t look at this and not think, “NOTHIN’ AT ALL!” hahaha

(Source: juanlle)

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